So precious.
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>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”reblogged for juliana’s benefit
I wish this is how Londoners actually talked…
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Evil Genius.
(Source: sim0n-says)
- white savior complex
- poor grammar
- self-indulgent pseudomedical diagnoses
- self-righteous facebook statuses
- feigned interest in wine
- genuine interest in wine
- loudly broadcasted dieting habits
- embarrassing commitment to publicizing your academic achievements
- self portraits with pouty lips
- story-topping
- engagement ring photos
- superficial commitments to nebulous political causes
- crippling insecurities
INTERWEBZ.
My two cents.
More here.
(by way of anonymous)
Best. blog. ever.
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Academic Coach Taylor supports you.
Made for a fan who was strugglin’ with gender norms. You know who you are. <3x100
This morning, after our passionate and tender lovemaking, Bon Iver brought me fresh-brewed coffee in a mug he’d carved out of the branch of a tree that fell in the wind. I sipped it while he hummed and assembled his ice-fishing gear.
Despite the Justin Vernon = Bon Iver error, this blog is pretty hilarious.
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“Im going to make a boli out of chocolate and eat it in a secret ceremony. in my closet Dad”
Things I miss about the United States, part one: my father.
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My life.
(Source: whatis-life)
